Frank Ocean: R’n'B for Curmudgeons

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Ocean’s Odd Future Affiliated. The Baron has been yellin’ Golf Wang since ’84 and rides Chrome, not Bandwagons.

The Baron don’t play that love shit, and the most beautiful thing a women ever said to The Baron was “I’ll make you sandwiches all night long.” A romantic evening to The Baron is a 6-pack of Schlitz, an understated Bill Murray movie, and some Harold’s Fried Chicken (but only the catfish from Wicker Park) followed by shameful masturbation. The Baron don’t listen to R’n'B, he likes gutter-rap and songs heavily influenced by whiskey and self-loathing. The last R’n'B record The Baron fucked with was Usher’s Confessions and that was when he was 13 and thought he had those gay-ass things called “feelings”. The Baron doesn’t have feelings nor has he ever cried.

Frank Ocean’s album nostalgia/Ultra has been getting some heavy rotation recently. nostalgia/Ultra is some real-man R’n'B that delves into honesty. It manages to take the generally overly-romanticized and glorified aspects of contempory R’n'B, put an Al Green record on, and begin breeding them with things like dirty dishes, cocaine in the morning, treacherous tales of trifling bitches, and the all-mighty pimp hand of his grandfather. At one point Ocean offers an interlude entitled “bitches talkin’”, in which two bitches talk for twenty-two seconds over Radiohead, not something usually found on an album that heavily utilizes auto-tune and 808′s (The Baron hasn’t forgotten,… Kanye!).

Ultimately it brings The Baron back to the daze of getting so high that he became emotionally invested in Degrassi and continued to be invested well after coming down.

Grab it for free HEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!$$$$$$$ (click dumby)

mp3-”Songs For Women” by Frank Ocean

ps-In other news Baron Davis got traded to the Cav’s, fml.