The Baron Presents: The Dopest Hip-Hop Tracks of 2011 (40-21)

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40. Rich & Flexin’ By Ludacris featuring Waka Flocka
Luda’s most recent project is the most ignorant thing since Herman Cain’s run at nomination. Pretty fucking ignorant.

39. A Zip and A Double-Cup by Juicy J
Speaking of ignorant. Lest you forget Juicy is an Academy Award Winner and on this Luger beat he condones un-protected sex and raps about his deep seeded dependency issues “You say no to drugs. Juicy J Can’t!” Well maybe it’s not that deep but its undeniably awesome…in a bad way.
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38. Chicago Blues by Add-2
With most of this lists ignorant attendees out of the way (or are they?) The Baron will make way for some traditionally solid hip-hop.

37. The Life of Kings by Phonte featuring Evidence & Big K.R.I.T. (Prod. 9th Wonder)
Phonte’s Charity Starts At Home was mad slept on.

36. Bitchez Started Klokkin’ by Fat Trel featuring Young Moe (Prod. Big K.R.I.T.)
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35. Larry Csonka by Action Bronson
The Baron is currently recording the Mike Alstott LP. Bronson’s cooking videos are pretty stellar as well. Oh and by the way he’s white and from Queens and not Ghostface.

34. Sandwitches by Tyler, The Creator and Hodgy Beats
Their performance of this on Fallon was easily The Baron’s favorite music television moment of the year, considering he can’t think any other moments. Priscilla from the Real World could get straight piped tho’

33. Blow My High by Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick is special due to his unparalleled ability to indulge everything terrible and cliche about rap while kickin’ introspective rhymes and employing soulful crooning.
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32. Alone In Vegas by Pusha T
Does Pusha still exclusively rap about YAYO? Does The Baron film amateur pornography on Monkey Island at the Milwaukee County Zoo?

31. Harsh by Styles P featuring Rick Ross and Busta Rhymes
Rick Ross apparently hits “free-throws with kilos”. BAWSE

30. The Villain by Su Bailey
Okay this guy isn’t a good rapper by any stretch, but this song is sonically atmospheric and employs enough bass to give a fraternity bro a bigger boner than a Bassnectar drop. (Good Speaker system needed to appreciate)

29. Pie by Rittz featuring 8ball
Rittz>Yelawolf

28. Came Up by G-Side featuring S.L.A.S.H.
This beat reminds The Baron of his opium and saki bender back in orient..minus the bird flu of course.

27. There He Go by Schoolboy Q
This dude oozes charisma. That tenor sax in the foreground of the beat is SO SWAGGGGGG
His entire output this year has been phenomenal don’t sleep….check for his new tape sometime this month
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26. Notorious by Smoke DZA featuring Fiend and Big Sant
This is weed carrier all-star shit

25. Pimp by Tity Boi featuring Bun B and Big K.R.I.T.
JAZZY! Of all the illicit activities that The Baron has part-taken in he’s never prostituted a woman, well that and Organized Albino Crocodile Fighting (all that gator is bad for his complexion)

24. What The Lover’s Do by Saigon featuring Devin The Dude
It’s taboo to rap about cuffin’ a hoe, but rapping about cuffin’ before you’ve even fucked is a deadly sin in the rap game. Despite that the song is redeemed by the Just Blaze Production, Dev’s expected great hook and Sai rapping about a womens ass doing “the thunder-clap”

23. Me First by Frankenstein.
This dude will catch on. And he fucking raps about pokemon and has Mew on his cover-art. Mad bitches Lickatung The Baron, thats a witticism for all my Poke-Heads

22. What You Smoking On by Ludacris featuring that shitty guy from Pittsburgh (Prod. Big K.R.I.T.)
This is easily one of the top 5 weed smoking songs of all rap time

21. On The Way Home by Dom Kennedy
How chill are thy vibes Dom? How chill are thy waves? So chill